Yo, Adrienne!!

Okay, this one is my husband's #2 favorite of my stories. I don't think its really THAT funny, but I'll share it anyway.

I was about, oh, thirteen, and I decided one day I was going to get in shape. It was raining that day, but I was going to go for a jog. So I put on my sweat suit, including tight hoody like Rocky Balboa, and went outside.

Now, I have always been an introvert and somewhat terrified of people and I thought that venturing outside of our 1-acre chain linked plot and jogging on the road (like normal people) was way too dangerous. So I did the next best thing.

I did laps around the trailer house.

There is really nothing more to say. It is sad and pathetic, and I'm sure drivers by felt very sorry for the poor mentally stifled girl running circles around the trailer.