Strip Tease

When I was about 14 and was starting to get "bosoms", well, my hand-me-down bras didn't really fit all that well. Half the time they rode up around my neck because there was nothing holding them down!

Anyway, I came home from school one day. My Mom was on the couch, and she did this really neat little trick (we all do it) of pulling the bra out the sleeve. So I decided that not only would I copy the fancy trick, but I would give my mom a show as well. So I pulled the bra out and started whirling it above my head in attempts to make Mom laugh. Well, my trick apparently worked because she started laughing hysterically...not at my pretty dance, but rather the shower of cotton balls I sent whirling around the room.

Yep, I had forgotten that I had "stuffed", and, in horror, told her that I had JUST put them there to "see what it looked like."

Sad, sad girl.