Facebook Thread of the Week

Laura and I often banter on Facebook. We think we're funny. Maybe you will too?

Preface: Laura's ex-husband (Briany) is a cheating sicko. Kathleeny is his homewrecking partner. Names have been changed to protect all parties' filthy behavior. :)


Laura: Hey Girl - Where you been hiding???

Amber: In your closet. I can't get out. HELP!!

Laura: DANG! I forgot I put you in there!

Amber: :( At least I have my laptop, and this voo doo doll.

Laura: Do you have a sample of my hair? Because the voo doo doll is worthless without it.

Amber: No, I'm not voo doo'ing you. Briany left sample all over the place.

Laura: Figures. He left them all over town too...

Amber: Wait...the voo doo doll is protesting. It just held a stick pin to my throat and said "If you touch me with that...so help me!"

Laura: Your voo doo doll sounds a lot like I used to.

Amber: ROFL -- the doll also stabbed Briany's other friend, she was taking up too much room. She needed to be deflated.

Laura: I can think of a few things that need to be deflated...

Amber: Well, the wallet is taken care of. What's next?

Laura: Ego?

Amber: I don't think you can deflate an idiot's ego. It's almost like some sort of universal oxymoron.

Laura: Let's just hex him then.

Amber: The voo doo doll is game.

Laura: Sweet. What does the voo doo doll recommend?

Amber: Well, it's hard to think inside this dark closet, but she mentioned super glue and lunch meat.

Laura: I'll come and let you out. I think the super glue and lunch meat would work for Kathleeny.

Amber: Deal.